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RIVER EDGE ADULT SOFTBALL LEAGUE: Notice Board
April 18, 2024
2024 Season |
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The 2024 Schedule has been posted. The rosters still need to be updated. |
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April 3, 2023
2023 Season |
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April games have been posted. Rest of the schedule will follow in the coming days. |
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July 22, 2022
Playoff Pairings Are Set |
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After the Astros won a pre-emptive coin flip, they sobered up the Brew Crew 13-5 in Thursday's opener to finalize next week's quarterfinal playoff match-ups, which will be as follows:
Mon. 7:15: #7 Mets @ #2 Astros
Mon. 8:30: #8 Expos @ #1 Twins
Tue. 7:15: #5 Yankees @ #4 Pirates
Tue. 8:30: #6 A's # 3 Brewers |
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July 18, 2022
Last Week of Regular Season |
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With the playoffs only a week away, 5 of the 8 seeds are still undecided. The Pirates have clinched the #4 spot and will play the #5 Yankees. The Twins will be the top seed if they beat the #8 Expos or the Brewers lose to the Astros. If the Brewers either win over the Astros or lose and win a coin flip they will get the #2 slot. The Mets will end up 6th with a win over the Yankees or if the Angels lose to the Pirates.
The playoffs will commence with quarterfinal matchups on Monday, July 25th & Tuesday the 26th; the semi-finals will follow on Wednesday and the Championship Game will be on Thursday at 7:30. |
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July 24, 2021
Playoff Week |
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After some stellar comebacks and requisite poorly
attended games,
the playoff match-ups are set and are as follows:
Monday @ 7:00: #7 Brewers @ #2 Astros
Monday @ 8:15: #8 Pirates @ #1 A's
Tuesday @ 7:00: #6 Expos @ #3 Yankees
Tuesday @ 8:15: #5 Twins @ #4 Mets
The semi-finals will be Wednesday and the Championship
Game will be
Thursday evening. All game dates and times are subject to
the whims
of Mother Nature. |
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July 20, 2021
Playoffs on Horizon |
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Assuming all games are played this week (which is probably not likely
since the Mets didn't get rained out last week), here are the unofficial
various possibilities for next week's playoffs:
A's - clinched 1st place
Astros - 2nd with W or Yanks L; else 3rd
Yanks - 2nd with W and Astros L; else 3rd
Mets - 4th with W or Expos L; else 5th
Expos - 4th with W and Mets L; 5th with W and Mets W, else 6th
Twins - 5th with W; 6th with L and Brewers L; else 7th
Brewers - 6th with W and Twins L; 7th with W and Twins W;7th with L
and Pirates L; else 8th
Pirates - 7th with W and Brewers L; else 8th |
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April 14, 2021
2021 Season Underway |
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The 2021 schedule has been posted on the site. A couple games the
week of April 12, but the regular 4 game slate begins the week of
April 19th.
14 regular season games followed by the playoffs the week of July
26th. |
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July 15, 2020
2020 Season Opens This Week |
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The long-awaited 2020 Softball Season gets underway tonight at 8:30 with 2
more games tomorrow night beginning at 7:00. Team rosters and schedules
through Week 8 are posted, |
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March 27, 2019
2019 Season |
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The start of the 2019 season is quickly approaching.The draft is scheduled
for this week and players will be contacted by their Managers shortly.
The game schedule has been posted on the site. We begin a full slate of
games the week of April 15th, but their will be 1 game (Brewers/Twins) the
previous week. Playoff week is the week of July 22nd. |
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February 13, 2018
2018 Summer Registration |
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A link to the Registration Form can be found on the left side of the
main page. Deadline for registration is March 16th and the season is
scheduled to start the week of April 9th. |
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August 3, 2017
Playoff Games Rescheduled |
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Due to last night's rainouts the semi-finals will be played tonight at
7:00 & 8:15
with the Championship now set for Friday at 7:00. |
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July 20, 2017
2017 playoffs |
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Commencing July 31st, Monday, the first double header will be played.
Game one will start at 7PM with game two slated for an 8:15 start. As is
our practice we will cookout the first three nights. Help is needed to set
up commencing at 6PM each night. Please let me know if you can help
with cooking, set up or cleanup. Umpires need to speak with Don re their
availability. Two umpires will be utilized for each game. Thanks to
everyone who has been able to help this year Enjoy! |
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April 17, 2017
OPENING NIGHT/ILLUMINATION NIGHT CEREMONY TONIGHT AT KBG |
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The long-awaited new lights at KBG will make their debut tonight. The
Opening Ceremony will take place at 8 PM. |
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July 28, 2016
Playoff Cookouts |
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Monday , Tuesday and Wednesday evenings will feature cookouts--all invited bring the family. Assistance is needed Monday at 6PM for the setup. Cooks are needed all three nights. See you then. The Commish |
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August 7, 2015
The Yankees Win - Theeeeeeeeee Yankees Win |
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Game recap is on main page. See you next Summer.
Webmaster |
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April 13, 2015
ROB GEBHARDT BENEFIT - MAY 15th at K of C |
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As many of you already know, Rob Gebhardt, an important cog for the 2014
Fall Champion Tidewater Tides, is once again battling cancer. On the left is
a link that has the details about a benefit to help defray his family's massive
expenses during this very difficult time. |
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April 11, 2015
Schedules & Rosters Posted |
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The 2015 team rosters and league schedule are now available; managers, take a
look to make sure there are no corrections needed. Opening Night is Monday, April
20th. |
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February 21, 2015
Additional Sign-Up Date Scheduled |
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Due to the inclement weather on the original sign-up dates there will be one
more in-person session on Monday, Feb. 23rd from 7-9 at the Rec Office in the
Municipal Building. Also, please note that the season will begin the week of April
20th and the playoffs will take place from Aug. 3rd-6th. |
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January 15, 2015
2015 Registration |
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February 2nd and February 9th are the in person registration dates. The forms
will be available in the Recreation Office and I will be there from 7 to 9 PM to
meet and greet. As always the forms may be completed and mailed directly
to the Rec Office. As the forms must actually be read, please print or type
clearly. Happy 2015, the Commissioner
Webmaster Note: A link to the Registration Form can be found on the left hand
side of the main page. |
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August 22, 2014
Schedule Finalized/K of C Golf Outing on 9/26 |
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1. Season starts Monday, Aug. 25th - full schedules are now posted on the Website.
2. The Knights of Columbus Golf Outing is Friday, September 26th at Farmstead. The flyer is attached as a link on the main page of the website. |
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August 18, 2014
Season Opener on Aug. 25th |
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The Fall Draft will take place on Wednesday night at an undisclosed location somewhere in North Jersey, and the season will get underway on Monday, Aug. 25th. |
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August 7, 2014
Fall Sign-Ups |
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Don't forget to get those Fall Sign-Up forms turned in as soon as possible. If we somehow get over 90 players there will be an expansion team led by Mike "Yes, I K'd in Slow Pitch Softball" Gannon. The season will last from mid-August to late October with games being played on Tues-Thurs nights at 8:30. There may also be 1 Sunday game for all teams. The cost is $45 and payment is by check only. Forms are available as a link on the main page of the website. The deadline is August 11th and no sign-ups will be taken after the draft. The forms can also be mailed in to: River Edge Recreation – Men’s Softball, 705 Kinderkamack Road, River Edge, New Jersey 07661, or dropped off at Police Dispatch. |
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July 31, 2014
Championship Game Tonight @ 7:15 |
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The #1 Pirates take on the #3 Cardinals in tonight's Chanpionship Game at 7:15. Fall Sign-up forms will be available - see Jimmy Teehan to get one. |
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July 24, 2014
Playoff Information |
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Thanks to Bob Smith for posting the game schedule for the playoffs beginning Monday July 28th. Please have your families join us for the celebrated cookouts for the first three nights of the playoffs. Those not playing can help out with the cooking on any of the three nights. We will be setting up starting at 6PM Monday evening. Good luck to all and pray for good weather. The Commish |
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May 21, 2014
Joe Monaco Benefit |
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Joe Monaco, a long time player and manager, and his wife were involved in a
near fatal accident in March. Joe is recovering in Oradell following a
number of surgeries. A benefit fundraiser is being held Saturday, June 21st
at the Paramus Elks Club. Tickets are $50. More info can be obtained on
Facebook by going to "Benefit for the Monaco's" or by email
joannpappas@gmail.com. |
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April 28, 2014
Women's League Sign-ups on May 5 |
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The Women's League will hold in-person sign-ups on Monday, May 5 from 7-
9 PM in the Recreation Dept. office in the Municipal Building. Registration is
$50 and is open to River Edge and Oradell residents ages 25 and over, and
the season runs from early June until early September, with games played
on Friday nights at KBG. |
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March 6, 2014
2014 Summer League Sign-ups (The Sequel) |
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There is still 1 more opportunity to sign up in person for the upcoming softball season, and that will be on Monday, March 10 at the Recreation Office from 7-9 PM. The deadline for forms to be mailed in (or dropped off at the Police Dispatch) is Monday, March 17th. The season will get under way on April 15th. |
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January 23, 2014
2014 Summer League Sign-Ups |
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The wind chill is below zero so it's a perfect time to get ready for the 2014
Summer Softball Season. In-person registration will be held in the
Recreation Office (lower level of Municipal Building below Police HQ) from 7-
9 PM on both Monday, Feb 3rd and Monday, Feb. 10th. Sign-up forms will be
avaialble on-site and are also available as a link on the left side of the main
page of this site. |
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August 23, 2013
2013 Fall Season Kicks Off Next Week |
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The 2013 Fall Softball Draft, which for some reason was the most uneventful and quickest one in years, is now in the books and the season is set to begin Tues., Aug. 27th as Crawdads begin their quest for a threepeat when they host the Thunder. The other opening week games feature the Mud Hens taking on the Pirates and the Tidewater Tides squaring off against the Drillers. |
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July 28, 2013
Fall Softball Sign-Ups Reminder |
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The sign-up deadline for Fall Softball is fast approaching - the sign-up form can be found as a link on the menu on the left. The form and check can be dropped off at the Police Dispatch in the Municipal Building. |
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April 12, 2013
Schedules and Rosters Posted |
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The 2013 Summer Softball schedule and the rosters for the 8 teams are now posted on the website - let me know if there are any discrepancies. |
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January 18, 2013
2013 Spring Season Registration |
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Registration for 2013 closes on Monday, March 18. The form is available by accessing the borough web site. The fee will be $45 for this season. |
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November 16, 2012
Championship Game Set for Sunday at 7 PM |
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Finals are Sunday, Nov. 18th at 7 PM. Pizza and wings will be served - please bring a non-perishable food item that will be donated to a local food pantry. |
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September 20, 2012
Histio Walk for the Cure in Memory of Chris Miller |
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There will be Walk in Van Saun Park this Sunday, September 23 beginning at
1 PM in Memory of Chris Miller, who passed away after losing his courageous
battle against HLH last March. Please see details on the website that's been
set up by his family.
https://www.histio.org/histiowalkcmiller |
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August 20, 2012
Fall Season Starts This Week |
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All the drafting and requisite wheeling and dealing are done with and it's time to play ball. All rosters and schedules are posted. The season gets underway Tuesday, Aug. 21 as the Bisons host the Drillers, and continues with matchups between the Cyclones and Thunder on Wednesday, and the Crawdads and Mud Hens on Thursday. |
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August 10, 2012
FALL SIGN-UPS - DEADLINE THURS. AUG 16TH |
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The sign-up form can be found as a link on the main page. Please fill out and return with a check for $40 payable to River Edge Recreation at 705A Kinderkamack Rd. or drop the form and check off at the Police Dispatch on the Main Floor of the Municipal Building (same address). If you plan to sign up and haven't done so already please contact either Jimmy Teehan (royhobbs2010@aol.com) or Bob Smith (bobsmith52@optonline.net) so we can plan accordingly. Thanks |
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July 26, 2012
2012 Fall Season |
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The 2012 Fall Season will commence on Tuesday, Aug. 21 and be played on weeknights (Tues-Thurs) with one scheduled game for each team on Sunday, Sept. 23rd (no local football conflict) and other Sundays available as potential make-up dates. The playoffs will start on Sunday Oct. 21st and conclude on Thursday, Oct. 25th. If you did not receive the email from Commissioner Teehan you can use the "FALL SIGN-UP FORM" Link on the main page. |
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May 8, 2012
UMPIRES |
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Umpires? Gentlemen, this your league. It has run successfully for 30
years with volunteer umpires. We need more people to step up and
share in the duties. Tuesday Al Grayson, Wednesday Pat Villano. That
means we need help every week as follows, Monday, Thursday the plate,
Wednesday the bases. Lacking umpires teams will self umpire as I have
done in two of my games. Alternatively, we can explore doubling the
costs to get paid umpires who will not be better , but will change the
league markedly. Jim Conway |
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April 14, 2012
Opening Day Set for April 16th |
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The annual draft and requisite wheeling and dealing are now completed - the 2012 Summer Season gets underway at 8:15 on Monday, April 16th as the Angels, led by Phil "Connie Mack" McGarry, square off against the Cardinals in the opener. Full schedules and rosters are posted - let me know if there are any discrepancies |
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January 18, 2012
2012 Registration Update |
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The deadline for sign-ups is March 16th A copy of the form can be obtained by going online to the Boro of River Edge web site, or clicking on Links on the left side of this home page. Completed forms can be dropped off at the Rec Commission or Police Dispatch in Boro Hall. Any questions I can be contacted at 201-261-8030.
Jim |
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September 1, 2011
Schedule Update |
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There will be 2 games on Labor Day on the North field at Roosevelt:
5 PM : Crawdads vs. Mud Hens
6 PM: Bisons vs. Cyclones
Please arrive at least 15 minutes before your scheduled start time so we
can get both games in. Any further updates will be posted on the website. |
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August 30, 2011
All Games Cancelled This Week |
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Due to the extension of the Hacky into most of the field at KBG, all
games this week are postponed. Stay tuned for any further developments
and updates. |
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August 18, 2011
Draft Night Concluded - Openers set for Sunday |
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The 2011 Fall Draft, graciously hosted by Jimmy Teehan and his lovely
bride, Sandy, was completed on Thursday evening with minimal
bloodshed. The schedules are posted and the rosters will be updated
shortly. |
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August 16, 2011
2011 Fall Season |
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The Fall draft will be held this Thursday night and the season will begin Sunday Aug. 21. |
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August 4, 2011
Playoff rainout rescheduling |
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Due to the rainout on Wednesday night the schedule slides ahead one night. Thursday night 6:45 will feature game one of the semi-finals as the Yankees host the Twins. 8:15 has the top seeded Rockies opposing the Cardinals. We will be cooking out as well so bring the family to see all the action. Your assistance is much appreciated. |
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August 4, 2011
Games Rescheduled |
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Thursday Semi- Finals 6:45 Twins v Yankees 8:15 Cardinals v Rockies Finals Friday 7PM |
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July 28, 2011
2011 Playoff Schedule |
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Playoff games commence Monday evening. Set up for the bbq is 5:30 and the first game is set for 6:45PM. Game One: (7) Angels v (2) Yankees. Game Two: 8:15 (8) Red Sox v (1) Rockies. Tuesday, 6:45: (5) Cardinals v (4) Marlins; followed at 8:15 by (6) Brewers v (3) Twins. All winners advance to Wednesday's semifinals (time to be determined) and the finals are set for Thursday evening. Volunteers are necessary. Contact me at 201-261-8030. Jim Conway |
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June 30, 2011
Attendance |
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All players who are unable to attend one of their scheduled games should notify their manager in a timely fashion so arrangements can be made to avoid forfeits. |
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May 4, 2011
Tonight's game (5/4) between Twins and Yankees is cancelled. |
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Rain out. |
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April 18, 2011
Opening Night |
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League Opening Night is scheduled for Tuesday at 8:15. In preparing for that event I visited the field Sunday afternoon. I was stunned to see the entire softball field awash. While the waters have drained from the field, I have yet to assess the damages , if any. Games for this week or iffy at best with the weather and questionable field conditions. I will update the field condition when possible. Jim |
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April 11, 2011
2011 Summer Schedule Posted |
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After a lengthy session behind closed doors, the 2011 Draft is now history. The schedule has been posted; the inaugural game of the campaign on April 19th pits the Cards against the Marlins. The abbreviated first week concludes the next night with the defending champion Angels squaring off against the Red Sox. Rosters are also posted - let me know if there are any disrepancies. |
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August 17, 2010
Fall Rosters/Schedules Posted |
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The Rosters and Schedules for the 2010 Fall Season are now posted.
Opening games are this Sunday with the Drillers taking on the Cyclones
and the Mud Hens squaring off against the Sand Gnats. The Lumber Kings
and Redbirds close out week 1 on Monday night. |
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July 12, 2010
Fall Sign-Up Sheet |
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The 2010 Fall Registration Form can be found in the Newsletter Section.
There will be no in-person sign-ups this year - forms (and checks) can be
dropped off at the Recreation Dept. or Police Dispatcher (both at 705
Kinderkamack Rd) or given to Jimmy Teehan in person with cash or check
in the amount of $50. Checks should be made out to "River Edge
Recreation". Deadline is Friday, Aug. 13th. |
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May 11, 2010
Umpire Needed for Thursday |
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Please contact Don Vanderbeck (ramapovb@aol.com) if you can umpire the showdown between the Twins and the undefeated Marlins this Thursday at 8:15. |
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April 18, 2010
2010 Opening Week |
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The 2010 Season gets underway Monday, April 19th at 8:15 PM at KBG, and the remaining 3 opening games will take place Tuesday-Thursday nights - same Bat Time, same Bat Field. Rosters have been posted for all teams. |
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April 8, 2010
2010 SEASON - Schedules & New Equipment Rules |
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The schedules are posted for the 2010 Season. Coaches, let me know if there are any discrepancies. Note that the dates listed after July 4th on the printed schedules were off by one day - the correct dates are included on the website. Also, only single wall aluminum bats issued by the league will be used this season - any player caught using a non-conforming bat will be ejected from that game and given a 1 game suspension. An optic-yellow ball with a lower density will be used as well. |
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January 26, 2010
2010 Registration |
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The registration forms for the 2010 season have been mailed. In person registration will occur Monday evenings, Feb. 1st and the 8th from 7 to 9 P.M. at the Recrecreation Office in Boro Hall. You may also mail in completed form to Boro Hall. The fee for 2010 is $40 and the check should be made payable to River Edge Recreation. The deadline for registration is March 19th. Pending the Spring scheduling meeeting with all the town leagues, I expect the league season to commence the week of April 20th and playoffs to begin August 2nd. For those who dare to that means you have less than 3 months to get in shape. Jim |
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October 18, 2009
Games for Sunday, Oct. 18th are Postponed |
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Make-Up dates TBA. |
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August 17, 2009
Fall Rosters/Schedules Posted |
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The Schedules and Rosters for the 2009 Fall Season are posted. Managers - take a look and let me know if any corrections need to be made. |
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July 31, 2009
Jack Lucey Benefit |
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Please see the Newsletter section for details. Benefit is at Knights on Aug. 28th. |
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July 30, 2009
Playoff schedule |
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The rains finalized the playoff schedule for this year. Monday, August 3rd, 6:45 Angels [6] vs Rockies [3]; 8;15, Mets [8] vs Brewers [1]. Tuesday, Augest 4th, 6:45 Red Sox [5] vs Cards [4]; 8:15 Twins [7] vs Marlins [2]. Winners play Wednesday with the highest remaining seed picking their time slot. Final on Thursday at 7 PM. Rain out pushes the schedule back one day. Help with cooking out, cleanup and base umpiring is required. Contact Jim Conway with your availabilities. Good luck and hope for better weather. |
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July 27, 2009
Jack Lucey RIP |
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Jack Lucey passed away on Saturday, July 25,2009. He will be waked at Beaugards on Monday night, 7-9, and Tuesday, 2-4 and 7-9. The funeral is Wednesday morning. Jack was one of the founding members of the league. The old timers will remember him as a shortstop with great quickness. Newer players will know how lucky he was to have been manager of the Red Sox team which has included all three sons. His managerial record includes several playoff titles, always as a low seed, including the dreaded eighth seed. On Broadway, they dim the lights to honor one who's passing leaves a gap which cannot be filled. So it is with our league as we give our collective condolences to his wife and family. May he rest in peace.
Jim |
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July 23, 2009
2009 Playoffs |
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Weather permiting, the playoffs begin Monday August 3rd, with a doubleheader. The remaining four teams play Tuesday. Winners advance to play on the 5th. These games will start at the regular 6:45 and 8:15 times. The final is slated for Thursday at 7 PM. We will be cooking out the first three days and families are invited to join us. Help will be needed with the cooking so if you are not playing that night volunteer to wield a spatula for an hour or two. Also we will be utilizing base umpires for these games. If you wish to help let me know. Jim |
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June 10, 2009
Fall Sign-Up Form on Website |
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UPDATE: DEADLINE IS AUG 12TH
Reminder Notice: The Fall Sign-Up form is in the "Newsletter" Section. You can mail it in with your check for $45 to the Recreation Dept. at 705 Kinderkamack Rd. or drop it off there at the police dispatch by the entrance. . Contact Jose Branco (jose.branco@corp.idt.net) if you have any questions. |
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May 29, 2009
Umpires Needed |
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The following is from Umpire Master Scheduler Don "I do not work at CB's" Vanderbeck:
We are in desperate NEED of umpires. We have the regulars, Al "tues nite", and Pat "Wed early" but will need guys to step up to fill the remaining two slots each week and replacement for when the regulars go on vacation or have enough of the griping from the "recreational" players in our RECREATIONAL LEAGUE.
Umpires are needed for next Monday and Thursday - both games are at 8:15.
Editor's Note: Any player is eligible to umpire (ok, almost any player K Train). Please contact Don at ramapovb@aol.com if you're able to help either next week or later in the season. |
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May 26, 2009
Al Hein |
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As many of you have already learned Al Hein passed away Saturday, May 23. Al was active in the league for many years as a player---a crafty,competitive lefty pitcher---commentator---he enjoyed watching and studying the hitters to get an edge whenever possible--- and assisting with the playoff grilling even after he stopped playing in the league. He was also active in his church, was President of the RE Republican Party and
as vice-chairman of the planning board.
He is to be waked Thursday, May 28, from to 2 to 4 PM and from 7 to 9 PM. His sole survivor is his sister Janet. In lieu of flowers donations can be made to the Grace Lutheran Church for its new organ fund.
I will miss his presence but will fondly remember how much Al enjoyed being part of this league. Jim Conway |
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April 8, 2009
2009 Season Kicks off April 20th- Schedules Posted |
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The 2009 season gets under way on Monday, April 20th as the Marlins take on the Mets. Full team schedules are available on the website - coaches, take a look and let me know if you have any corrections. |
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July 26, 2008
Fall Sign-Ups: Part 47 |
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Sign-ups for the ubiquitous (Rhino's word of the day) Fall League will be taking place at KBG during the playoffs this week. Cost is $45 and checks are to be made payable to "River Edge Recreation" |
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June 27, 2008
Fall Sign Up Information |
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Note from Jose:
I will be having the Fall League registration in-person ONLY on Mondays July 7th & 14th at the Recreation Department in Borough Hall from 7pm-9pm. There will be no registration taken at KBG Field. The fee is $45 per player and we are limited to the first 90 players. The season will begin on Sunday, August 10th and conclude on Monday, November 10th with all games being played at KBG Field. All games will be on Sunday & Monday nights only with a total of 6 teams. Checks only are accepted made out to "River Edge Recreation".
Thank you,
Jose
Note: The form is posted in the "Newsletter" section |
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April 21, 2008
2008 Schedules Posted |
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Note that Wednesday games from 4/23-6/11 are at the Middle School North Field - wooden bats will be used for these games and there will be corking checks, Nadermeyer. |
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January 24, 2008
2008 registration |
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In person registration for the 2008 season will be held on Monday, Feb 4 and Feb 11 from 7PM to 9PM at the rec office in boro hall. Registraion forms have been mailed or they can be picked up at thr rec office. The deadline for all registrations is March 14. start stretching and Go Giants!
Editor's Note: The above note was supplied by Commissioner Conway - the Webmaster would never betray the J-E-T-S with the closing sentiment that was expressed. |
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October 22, 2007
Home Run Contest Update |
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All,
Good Morning!
We are ONLY 1 WEEK AWAY!
Below are the current list of players to sign up for our 4th annual homerun
hitting contest. I am currently 3 players short of 30 so please step up and
sign up.
Rumors aside, it seems that the reigning "homerun champion" Dennis ( Don't
Call Me Mr. Hockey) Lowenfels will be on hand to defend his title.
If you plan on participating, I need payment by NO LATER THAN Sunday,
October 28th.
All league players are welcomed to come and enjoy the food and festivities.
Volunteers are needed as judges, or to shag fly balls, and for set up &
clean up. Let me know if you can help out!
Thank you,
The Commish
River Edge Men's Fall Softball League
2007 HOME RUN DERBY
TOTAL PARTICIPANT'S NAME
1 Jose Branco
2 Kevin Campbell
3 Michael McGinley
4 Mark Bonardi
5 Gary Lippman
6 Americo Lisboano
7 Justin Flayer
8 Dennis Lowenfels
9 Greg Sugalski
10 Gary LaForge
11 Alex Shirk
12 Lee Baronian
13 John Lucey
14 Jason Lucey
15 Mike McElroy
16 Mike Teehan
17 Jimmy Teehan
18 Chris Miller
19 Tim Hamilton
20 Matt Malinconico
21 Jay Orsino
22 Derek Fiore
23 Paul Sabatello
24 Jimmy Lucey
25 Evan Ross
26 Chris Cahill
27 Stu Jacobson |
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July 27, 2007
Revised Fall League Deadline |
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Note from the Fall League Commandante:
Fall League registration DEADLINE is Thursday, August 2nd. Registrations will be accepted during the playoffs at KBG Field.
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July 25, 2007
PLAYOFF SCHEDULES POSTED |
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Here are the playoff match-ups:
Monday @ 6:45: #1 Twins vs. #8 Red Sox
Monday @ 8:15: #2 Angels vs. #7 Marlins
Tuesday @ 6:45: #4 Mets vs. #5 Cardinals
Tuesday @ 8:15: #3 Rockies vs. #6 Yankees
The semi-finals are Wednesday and the Championship Game is Thursday. The online schedule has been updated as well. |
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July 18, 2007
Another Fall Reminder from Jose |
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Attention: All Fall League registration forms are due by next Wednesday, July 25th. Please see Jose for a form and ONLY checks are accepted.
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July 11, 2007
Wood Bat Survey |
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The Commissioner is conducting a non-binding referendum on the wood bat experiment. Three options have presented themselves.
1. No change in the present rules. 2. Special situations,such as requiring wood bats only to be used at the middle school games. 3. Wood bats only league. Let me know. Any decision to change would be made only after wide consultation and with as much lead time prior to next year's season as possible. |
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July 11, 2007
Playoff Schedule |
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As in past years, the cookouts are planned for the first three nights of the playoffs. Be prepared to enjoy with your family and teammates. I will be looking for assistance during this period. Step up and be prepared to cook, cleanup, or umpire as needed. Thank you, Jim
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July 9, 2007
Fall Sign-Ups Part Deux (that's 2, Rhino) |
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Note from Jose:
I will be at KBG this week on Tuesday & Wednesday starting at 7 PM to sign up players for the Fall League. Don't forget that payment is by check only. Thanks. |
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June 20, 2007
NEW GAME TIME |
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Beginning June 26th, the first game will commence at 6:45 instead of 6:30. The second game will still have an 8:15 starting time. |
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June 19, 2007
Message from Jose about Fall League Sign-Ups |
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I will be having the Fall League registration next week on site at KBG Field starting with the Tuesday night's games. The fee is $35 per player and we are limited to the first 90 players. The season will begin on Sunday, August 19th and conlcude on Monday, November 6th with all games being played at KBG Field. All games will be on Sunday & Monday nights only with a total of 6 teams.
Checks only are accepted made out to "River Edge Recreation" and no cash please! Thank you, Jose
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May 31, 2007
YANKEES AWAKEN FROM SLUMBER TO SHOCK TWINS |
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After somnambulating (Rhino's word for the day) through the first 4 innings of their contest against the aged Twins, the Yankees overcame a 9 run deficit by erupting for 11 runs in the top of the 5th, and somehow managed to hold for a 19-17 victory last night. The Twins scored all 17 of their runs in the first 3 innings, as Donnie "9 Toes" Vanderbeck led the early assault with a home run and bases clearing triple. Unfortunately for the Twins, they forgot to bring enough Ben-Gay to last the whole game and didn't score any more runs. The Yankees sensed that the Twins were running out of gas, (as well as feeling gassy) since the early game interefered with nap time, and the Yankees took advantage in the fateful 5th inning, which began in an inauspicious manner as Pete "I Want to be Like Jose and Bat Lefty" Vanderbeck grounded out to second. But after numerous well-placed hits and a few Yankee-like defensive lapses, the damage had been done and the once insurmountable 9 run lead had been wiped out. George O'Connell had some key hits for the Yankees in the victory, and Tony "Please Don't Hate Me Because I Live Near No-Knees" Dimitriadis sparked the squad with several stellar defensive plays. The Twins are looking to bolster their roster after this devastating defeat and have been scouting some rookies:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/05/31/2007-05-31_a_league_of_their_groan.html |
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May 29, 2007
PREVIEW OF THIS WEEK'S GAMES |
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Due to Memorial Day there are only 3 games on the docket this week, but each has its own intrigue to pique the interest of the common man (aka the former Mr. .500). Tonight the surging Angels look to extend their recent winning ways as they take on the beleaguered Mets, who hope to have enough players to field a full squad for a refreshing change. Sgt. Spidey's gracious offer to let players turn on his siren has not yet paid dividends. Tomorrow night it's the battle of Chicken Parm vs. Lentil Soup, as the Jenny Craig All-Stars, aka the Yankees, take on the Geritol Geriatrics, who also go by the moniker "Twins", in an early match-up at the Middle School, where many of the Twins enjoyed academic success during the Truman Administration. Rounding out the week's contests is a battle between the tumultuous Cardinals (will Jimmy T. see the coaching box again this season?) and the rampaging Rockies, who, despite being dragged down into the morass by Rev. No Knees, have been playing good ball as of late. |
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May 23, 2007
TWINS GUT MARLINS AT KBG |
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On the windswept tundra of KBG Field last night, the Twins, fresh off announcing a sponsorship arrangement with AARP, and buoyed by the nourishment of CB's Early Bird Special, romped to an easy 22-6 victory over the Marlins, once again establishing themselves as the team to beat in the 2007 Season. The assault was led by the birthday boy, Donnie "I certainly don't feel 55" Vanderbeck, who hit for the cycle on his big night (and was given some extra creamed corn as a birthday bonus at the pregame meal), Johnny "Jersey City" Corbliss, and the return of the Ninja Warrior, Mike "Samurai" DeSanctis. The Twins' next victim is the Yankees, who first will try to avenge an earlier bitter loss to the Red Sox on Thursday. Pete "Bullseye" Vanderbeck has been spotted throwing rocks at squirrels in preparation for the rematch. Tonight the resurgent Rockies will look to extend their winning streak to 3 games against the Mets despite the Mendoza-esque batting average of their gimpy first baseman, aka No Knees McElroy. Rumor has it that Chris "The Waffler" Ilg was spotted giving No Knees some batting tips over the weekend - this has not been confirmed at press time. |
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May 18, 2007
REDBIRDS REBOUND; TELEPHONE SERVICE INTACT |
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After a stern talking-to from their fiery manager (not to mention the three 6 AM practices) the Cardinals ended their 2 game losing streak with a vengeance, as they used a 14 run inning to catapult themselves over the Mets 19-8. The Cards found a way to ignore the swirling controversy that's been brewing over the potential tampering charges that may be levied against them by the Twins. The eye of the original storm, Jimmy "Where's Rhino??" Teehan, had no comment for the press. Somehow, despite the onslaught against the Mets' pitching and defense, no telephone poles were damaged at KBG... |
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May 8, 2007
Umpires Needed; Some Sportsmanship Remains... |
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League President Jim Conway is looking to recruit umpires for the current season - no experience (or much knowledge of the game as evidenced by Rhino's stint as an umpire...) is necessary.
Last night's action featured a dual-location doubleheader, as the Red Sox found a way to overpower a short-handed Yankees squad 11-5 at the High School field, marring the heretofore perfect managing record of Ken "Twinkle Toes" Schuffenhauer. In the nightcap at KBG, Kenny Z.'s Marlins not only let the player-challenged Mets use extra players, he lent them some of his own players in order to avoid a forfeit - and the Mets/Marlins combo actually wound up winning the game. It's good to see that some teams know the true meaning of sportsmanship, while others are so obsessed with getting the almighty "W"... |
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May 4, 2007
First Full Week in the Books |
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The 2007 Season is now in full swing (as it were) with the conclusion of a complete week of games. The Yankees began the week by scoring a couple early touchdowns and then holding off the charging Angels to win by a final score of 24-17. On Tuesday the Red Sox nipped the Mets 7-5 in a rain-shortened (yet official) contest. The Rockies, "led" by No Knees McElroy, had a tough debut on Wednesday, as they were spanked by the Marlins 18-3; and the mighty Twins, sparked by their inspirational utility man, Chris 'Still Mr. .500' Ilg, overcame an early deficit to storm back and top the Cardinals 21-13 on Thursday. The 1972 Dolphins are already starting to get concerned about the powerful Twins, as they have been labeled even money to go through the regular season undefeated, and are currently listed as 11 run favorites for their match next week against the Angels. |
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May 1, 2007
2 Makeup Games Scheduled |
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4 teams have missed 2 games due to inclement weather and 2 make-up games have been scheduled for the High School field: May 7th - Red Sox at Yankees, and May 14th - Angels at Rockies. Both games will start at 6:30. |
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April 30, 2007
FIELD UPDATE |
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SUNDAY ABOUT 20 INTERESTED PARTIES GATHERED AT KGB TO CLEAR THE SAND AND CLAY WASHED ON TO THE OUTFIELD. I COULD ONLY GUESS AS TO THE NUMBER OF TONS OF MATERIAL WHICH WAS REMOVED. SPECIAL THANKS TO THE RECREATION COMMISSION MEMBERS, DAN BRUEN,WENDY WALKER, AND CINDY SHERLOCK AND THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS, DIRECTOR BOBBI MCDONNELL;PLAYERS MARK SAPIN, PAT DESPLATT,JOHN LUCEY,JOHN CORBLISS,MIKE MCELROY, CHRIS TOOHER, GARY LAFORGE, DON VANDERBECK AND CHRIS ILG; AND TO REABA ALAN MECCIA AND OTHERS WHO WORKED SO HARD TO HELP GET US BACK ON THE FIELD. IT IS WITH SOME TREPEDATION THAT THE GAMES SCHEDULED FOR TUESDAY AND THURSDAY THIS WEEK WILL BE PLAYED AT 8:15 ON THE BASEBALL DIAMOND.
Editor's Note: Rumor has it that the new AOH chaplain, aka Mike "No Knees" McElroy, was also present at KBG this past Sunday - it has not been confirmed if he was a help or a hindrance though. |
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April 26, 2007
BARN RAISING AT KBG THIS SUNDAY (APR. 29TH) |
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A note from our fearless leader, Jim Conway:
The Recreation Department is scheduling a “barn raising” for Sunday at 4 PM at the KBG Field to remove the sand, clay and stones washed on to the field during the recent flood. Those interested should bring tools - shovels, heavy duty rakes and brooms, wheelbarrows, pails and work gloves. The more the merrier.
The Red Sox-Yankees game was rained out last night so the Yankees' new team sponsor (Slimfast) will have to wait a week before getting their money's worth. |
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April 24, 2007
UPDATE - APRIL 24TH |
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It's status quo (that's Latin for no change, Rhino) for this week - the Tuesday and Thursday games are postponed and the Wednesday game will be played as scheduled. The Twins, behind the powerful bat of Chris "Mr. .500" Ilg, hooked the Marlins by a final of 16-10 last night in the first game to be played on the High School field. And Congratulations to John & Colleen Jennings on the birth of their daughter Cassidy Julia. |
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April 19, 2007
UPDATED SCHEDULE INFORMATION |
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Until futher notice all Monday games previously scheduled for KBG at 8:15 will now be played at River Dell High School at 6:30. Wednesday games scheduled for the Middle School will still be played there. Tuesday and Thursday games are still to be determined. Any updates will be posted as they occur. |
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April 18, 2007
ALL GAMES THIS WEEK ARE CANCELLED |
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Due to the slight rainstorm we had earlier this week all games are cancelled until futher notice. The Hacky is mostly back where it belongs but the fields are still a bit damp. Click on "Photo Albums" to see what it looked like on Monday (the picture that's not Suspender Boy). |
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April 5, 2007
DRAFT COMPLETED - SCHEDULES POSTED |
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Under its usual veil of secrecy, the cabal (Rhino's word for the day even though he's on sabbatical this season) of softball powers that be conducted the annual summer league draft this past Tuesday. Rosters have been set and the schedules are now available on the website. The opener is set for Monday, April 16th, with the Red Sox squaring off against the Marlins. The Cards don't play until that Wednesday, so there will be plenty of time for a practice or 2 before then. The defending champion Twins open up in prime time on Thursday night against the revamped Yankee hierarchy being led by interim manager Ken "The Animal" Schuffenhauer and his volatile assistant, Pete "Who Can I Bean?" Vanderbeck. After going out on top, Joe Monaco has turned the reins of the Twins over to that noted tandem of Don "Up the Middle" Vanderbeck and John "The Big Toe" Corbliss. |
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March 8, 2007
2007 SIGN-UPS END MARCH 16TH |
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There are still some spots available for the 2007 Season - you can call the Rec Dept at 599-6295 for more information. Also, can you identify the mystery man in the photo on the front page? |
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November 7, 2006
CYCLONES STORM PAST LUMBERKINGS FOR TITLE |
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The Cyclones brought their hitting shoes to KBG last night as they pounded the previously unbeaten LumberKings 21-11 to win their second consecutive Fall League Championship. Gary LaForge led the assault with 2 home runs and a triple and Dave "Father Time" Cosgrove earned the win on the mound despite taking a few shots off various body parts, some of which are better left unmentioned. The postgame gala at the Knights was well attended, especially by various non-finals participants like Rich "Token" Reinstein and Mike "No Knees" McElroy. Fortunately no additional injuries were reported... |
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November 7, 2006
FINAL NOTE FROM JOSE |
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Congratulations to the "Cyclones" on winning the Men's Fall League Championship for the 2nd season in a row.
This season was a huge success due to the efforts and commitments of both our managers & players. It was truly an honor for me to work with such professional & courtesy individuals that without your loyalty & commitment our league would not be a success. A special THANK YOU to Chris Tooher for his complete support of our league by providing field maintenance & logistics, and to Billy Camera for his efforts on working our fields into great playing condition. To our umpires, Chris Tooher, Tom Kyritz, Willie O'Toole, Jim Conway, Eric Miller Chris Ilg, Don Vanderbeck, Jim Teehan, Gary Lippman, Rich Reinstein and Pete Smith, who volunteered their time & skills in officiating our games, we thank you for your commitment. To Bob Smith for maintaining our web site, to Dave Schwartz & everyone at BERGEN BATTING for their continued support of our league and to Bobbi McDonnell, for all of her support and flexibility with acquiring field time, and I will especially like to give credit and A BIG THANK YOU to our managers, who dedicated long hours week after week to have line ups ready for each game. All of our mangers did a great job of managing their teams throughout the season and having them ready to play.
We have created something special here in River Edge, the games were very well attended despite the cold weather, especially that championship game yesterday, and everyone both fan & players are looking forward to next year. You should be proud of your efforts and the foundation for a successful season next year is already in place. We will continue to grow!
I look forward to seeing everyone next season in the spring and please do enjoy your Holidays!
Best Wishes to you and your families!
Thank You!
Jose
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November 5, 2006
FINAL IS SET-LUMBERKINGS & CYCLONES WIN SQUEAKERS |
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It was an evening of taut (Rhino's last word of the day) and exciting softball as the unbeaten Lumberkings and defending champion Cyclones emerged victorious and advanced to Monday's Championship Game. In the first game Dennis "Mr. Home Run Context Winner" Lowenfels scored Chris "New Pappy" Kirkby, who played stellar defense as usual, with the first run of the game with a 2-out single in the bottom of the 4th inning. The Kings added 4 big runs in the 5th and held off a couple RedBird rallies in the last 2 innings as they only managed to score 1 run in each of those last 2 frames. In the nightcap, the Cyclones took the early lead over the favored Mud Hens but were unable to break the game open. The distaff roosters eventually took a 9-8 lead late in the game but the Cyclones quickly tied the score, which is how it remained until the last inning. Kevin "Soup" Campbell blasted a leadoff triple and scored on a sac fly to give the Cyclones a 10-9 advantage heading to the bottom of the 7th. It looked like there would be no joy in Knights-ville as the Hens loaded the bases with no outs, but after a line out to short, another fine defensive play by the aforementioned Mr. Campbell behind the dish, and a fly ball to left field, Dave "Folly Floater" Cosgrove, who had earlier gone yard himself in a blow dedicated to old guys everywhere, had escaped from the precarious situation and the Cyclones had won the game, thus earning the right to take on the LumberKings in the title game. Don't forget that there will be a post-championship fete (ok- that's Rhino's last word of the day) at the Knights of Columbus right after the conclusion of the Finals. |
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October 31, 2006
DENNIS GOES DEEP FOR HR TITLE - RHINO NOT SO MUCH |
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Dennis Lowenfels of the mighty LumberKings defeated Lee Baronian in the finals of the Home Run hitting contest at KBG last night, hitting many prodigious (Rhino's word for the day) shots along the way. And now, some words of wisdom from the league honcho, Jose Branco: Congratulations to Dennis Lowenfels who won the homerun derby last night and won it in a BIG way. Dennis hit 5 homeruns in the first round, a whopping 16 in the second (which is a Fall League record, I might add) and another 5 in the third for a grand total of 26. Some of Dennis homeruns were to the pitcher's mound on the other field, to the first base side, to the fence in left center, and he even hit one into the woods/river in left field. We had a good turn out last night and everyone had a great time. A big thank you to Don, John, and Jim for their assistance last night in judging.
Thank you for helping me!
Jose
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October 30, 2006
FINAL FOUR IS SET - CYCLONES, REDBIRDS ADVANCE |
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It was a perfect night for softball (or ice fishing) on the windswept tundra known as KBG as the 2006 Fall Playoffs got underway. In the opener the 3rd seeded Cyclones held off a valiant comeback effort by the Pugnacious Pooches (aka the SurfDawgs) and held on for a 15-13 victory. Dave "Steve Hamilton lives" Cosgrove settled down to retire the potential tying run after a bases-clearing triple by Donnie "See - I can hit somewhere besides the middle" Vanderbeck shrunk the deficit to 2 runs. In the nightcap, the Red Birds, in a mild upset, dominated the Renegades by taking advantage of several defensive lapses (that's what can happen when your team name has 3 "E's" in it...) and emerged victorious by a final tally of 13-7. The upstart Birds will now take on the top-seeded LumberKings, who scuffled to win both regular season match-ups, in the first semi-final on Sunday, while the Cyclones will slug it out with the #2 Mud Hens in the second half of Sunday's twin bill. And speaking of slugging, don't forget to come down and participate and/or heckle the 3rd Annual HR Hitting Contest tonight at KBG. Rich "This Year I'm Going for Seven-Fitty" Reinstein has virtually guaranteed victory and has openly questioned why anyone else is even trying. Ok, perhaps that was a wee bit of an exaggeration, but you know that's what he believes... |
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October 23, 2006
REGAULAR SEASON ENDS TONIGHT;PLAYOFF MATCH-UPS SET |
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The Red Birds square off against the Rhino/Schuff-less Mud Hens tonight at KBG in the final regular season game of the 2006 Fall Season. In last night's action, the Cyclones held off the Renegades by a score of 9-8 to clinch 3rd place and have a playoff date with the undermanned Surf Dawgs, who bacame the latest victim of the unbeaten LumberKings in the nightcap. The Kings finished the regular season 10-0, and the target on their back just keeps getting bigger (see: Cardinals, 2006 Summer) as the playoffs commence. The online schedule has been updated - the playoff matchups are as follows: Quarterfinals:Sun. Oct. 29: 7:00 PM - #6 Surf Dawgs at #3 Cyclones 8:30 PM - #5 Red Birds at #4 Renegades Semi-Finals: Sun. Nov. 5th: 7:00 PM - Winner of Red Birds/Renegades at #1 LumberKings 8:30 PM - Winner of Cyclones/Surf Dawgs at #2 Mud Hens CHAMPIONSHIP GAME: Mon. Nov. 6th 8:15 PM - Lower Seed at Higher Seed |
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October 5, 2006
HOME RUN CONTEST |
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Here's the verbatim (that means word for word, Rhino) message from El Presidente, Jose Branco, regarding the HR Contest on 10/30:
On Monday, October 30th, we will be having our 3rd annual HOME RUN HITTING CONTEXT. The context is open to all current players of the Fall League and will begin at 8:30pm sharp at KBG Field.
Below are the rules for our HOME RUN HITTING CONTEXT:
1) Each player will receive 7 outs, meaning anything that is not a homerun is an out.
2) Each hitter selects the pitcher of their choice.
3) Most homeruns wins a brand new softball bat from Bergen Batting Center.
4) We will have three (3) rounds with the top five (5) players from round one proceeding to round two (2) and then the top two (2) players proceeding to the final. In case of a tie at the end of each round we will continue to hit until a winner is declared.
5) We will have judges in the outfield keeping track of home runs.
6) Balls must completely clear the temporary mesh fencing to count has a home run, NO EXCEPTIONS!
7) Fences will be allocated to 230 feet on both the left field & right field lines
8) We will be using our standard .44 balls which have a compression of 375lbs.
9) There will be a $20 entry fee for each contestant.
10) Food and Drinks will be served so bring your appetite.
Anyone wishing to participate, can register online by clicking on "contact us" on the home page and sending an e-mail at
http://www.esportsdesk.com/leagues/front_pageesd.cfm?leagueID=4762&clientID=2076
Please contact us if you have any questions about the context and managers please notify everyone on your team!
GOOD LUCK TO ALL PARTICIPANTS!
Thank you!
Jose
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September 26, 2006
FALL SEASON HALF OVER- KINGS STILL REIGN (FOR NOW) |
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The undefeated LumberKings once again overcame an early deficit and some defensive lapses to manufacture another Greek-like come from behind 23-18 victory over the pesky Renegades last night at KBG. Sunday's first game ended with an identical 23-18 score, as the Mud Hens shook off some mid-game mound difficulties to post the win over the winless Surf Dawgs. In the nightcap (an appropriate term given the fact that the Cyclones were playing), the Red Birds got off the proverbial schneid with a 17-9 pasting of the aformentioned Cyclones. As the second half of the season gets underway this weekend, there are some burning questions for each of the teams:
LumberKings: Will the pattern of falling into an early game malaise (Rhino's word for the day) eventually catch up to them as their quest for an unbeaten season continues?
Mud Hens: Will Rhino ever hit one six fitty with the new fence (along with the peanut gallery) in left taunting him during each at bat?
Renegades: Will Mike McElroy find his knees in time for the playoffs? And will Pete "Bullseye" Smith be too shell-shocked to finish the season?
Cyclones: Will the Brew Crew get back their Fall League mojo even though the ol' gang was broken up this season?
Red Birds: Will Bert's late night scouting trip to KBG reap dividends in back-to-back games against the Kings next week?
Surf Dawgs: Now that they have an almost full team (anything over 7 players is a bonus) will they manage to hold a lead and win some games with the playoffs fast approaching?
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September 21, 2006
RAINOUTS RESCHEDULED |
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The 3 games that were rained out on Aug. 27th have been rescheduled as follows: Sun. Oct. 1st at 5:30: Redbirds at LumberKings Sun. Oct. 8th at 5:30: Surf Dawgs at Renegades Sun. Oct. 15th at 5:30: Cyclones at Mud Hens The online schedule has been adjusted to reflect these changes. The beneficent (Rhino's word for the day) webmaster made sure that no teams had to play a 5:30 game and an 8:30 game on the same night. 2 teams (Pups and Hens) are scheduled for doubleheaders on their make-up nights. |
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September 20, 2006
SURGING 'GADES WIN AGAIN; "NO KNEES" POPS OFF |
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The Renegades, buoyed (Rhino's word for the day) by the 2nd consecutive appearance of their hurler Pete Smith, managed to overcome the absence of their inspirational leader, Chris "Stevie Wonder" Ilg, as they cruised to a 20-12 victory over the Cyclones, with whom they are now tied for 3rd place. Next on the schedule for the streaking Renegades are the first place LumberKings. Mike "No Knees" McElroy, exhibiting a Roy Williams persona, has guaranteed victory over the unbeaten Kings, and has been advised by counsel to not dig in too deep in the batter's box, lest a wayward pitch accidentally finds its mark. The showdown will take place next Monday night - assuming of course that Mr. McElroy shows up for the contest... |
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September 18, 2006
LUMBERKINGS AND MUD HENS ROLL ON |
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On a warm foggy summer night at KBG the LumberKings continued cutting a swath (Rhino's first word in a while so I made it a small one) through the Fall League as they overcame a lethargic start and early 8-2 deficit to muzzle the Surf Dawgs by a final tally of 21-11. Dennis Lowenfels blasted 2 home runs to spark the hitting attack. After an interesting, and somewhat risque tag play near 3rd base, rumors that John "Ned Beatty" Jennings was seen singing show tunes and running out to buy some Liza Minnelli CD's after the game have not been confirmed. In the second game, the Mud Hens rebounded from their only loss of the season as they plucked the RedBirds and "chalked" up 19-7 victory. The Sharp Dressed Man, aka Pat O'Sullivan, kept the RedBirds off balance with his crafty pitching to help his squad to victory. |
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August 27, 2006
TODAY'S GAMES RAINED OUT |
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Due to the slight drizzle we've experienced today all 3 games are postponed. |
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August 23, 2006
SCHEDULE CHANGE FOR NEXT 3 WEEKS |
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The next 3 Monday games (8/28, 9/4, & 9/11) have been switched to the prior Sunday at 5 PM. The schedules on the website have been updated to reflect these changes. Also, there are 3 available roster spots in case anyone else is interested in joining the Fall League. |
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August 15, 2006
FALL DRAFT COMPLETED |
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It was a (relatively) quiet night at the Knights as the Fall Draft happened on Monday night. The rosters & schedules are posted on the website and the Season Opener this Sunday will pit the Cyclones (aka the Luceys w/o their usual cadre (Rhino's first Fall Season word) of accomplices, against the Red Birds (a lot of the Cards minus those 2 traitors, Rhino & Jimmy T.) Let the heckling commence... |
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August 4, 2006
TWINS ROLL SOX TO TAKE TITLE |
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The Twins concluded their dominant run through the playoffs with a 14-5 thrashing of the Red Sox at balmy KBG Field last night, to give their Manager Joe Monaco and Coach Al "Mr. Warmth" Grayson a 2nd Summer League Championship. The Sox, perhaps still a bit too giddy (of course we would never say "hungover") after their taut semi-final win over the previously unbeaten Cards, found themselves with an early-inning deficit and were never able to get back in the game, as once again the Twins defense, led by Johnny "Big Toe" Corbliss and Donnie "Pops" Vanderbeck, excelled. Despite the presence of some noted league rapscallions (Rhino's last word of the Summer season) such as The Heckler and Dick Johnson, no summons were issued. |
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August 3, 2006
TWINS KNEECAP ROCKIES; RED SOX BUMP OFF CARDS... |
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There were fireworks galore at KBG last night - in the first game they were provided by the Twins as they pounded the Rockies 16-2. Pete Smith and his band of defensive-minded minions continued their playoff mastery - they have only given up a total of 3 runs in their 2 victories. Aside from pitching, hitting & defense the Rockies played well. The 2nd game had a little bit of everything: some timely hitting by the Red Sox; some Sox-like defense from the Cards; a mid-game ejection; a little brushback action; and of course some warm and fuzzy commentary from The Heckler, who somehow managed to get 3 traffic tickets on his trip home. When the smoke had cleared the Red Sox emerged victorious 18-12, and advanced to tonight's Championship Game vs. the red-hot Twins. In post-game developments, it was learned from anonymous sources that a Fall League schism (Rhino's word for the day) has occurred, and a parting of the Redbirds will be taking place. And it seems that BlueClaw loyalty only goes so far, and that's not just whistling Dixie (Chicks). Et tu, Rhino? |
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July 29, 2006
Pre-Playoff Musings from Cruise Boy |
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Looks like there was all sorts of excitement in the last week of the regular season. The Mets were so happy after getting their first win in their prior game that they forgot how to score any runs, as Bert's juggernaut (aka the Cardinals) shut them out in a playoff preview. Of course there's no pressure on the Redbirds as they take their unblemished 12-0 mark into the minefield known as the Playoffs. Even with their Big Toe, Johnny Cakes Corbliss, away on "business" across the Pond, the Twins rebounded from their loss to the Rockies by pounding the listless Red Sox 20-4 and claiming 3rd place in the process. The Sox will square off against the enigmatic Marlins, who nipped the the "we already clinched 2nd place and are cruising into the playoffs" Rockies 11-10, in the dreaded 4-5 game on Monday night. The Rockies' opponent will be Coach Buttermaker's Yankees, who managed to shake off their dramatic 9 inning loss to the previously winless Amazin's with an 11-2 pasting of the Angels. The Halos finished in 6th and will face the resurgent Twins in the first round of the playoffs on Tuesday at 6:30. |
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July 27, 2006
Playoff Schedule |
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Monday July 31: 6:30 #4Red Sox v #5 Marlins;
8:15 #1 Cardinals v #8 Mets
Tuesday August 1: 6:30 #3 Twins v # 6 Angels;
8:15 # 2 Rockies v # 7 Yankees
Winners play Wednesday at 6:30 and 8:15 and the Finals are at 7 PM on Thursday.
With help from those not playing or umpiring, we will be cooking out the first three nights. |
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July 20, 2006
ALL YOUR PLAYOFF POSSIBILITIES |
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Only 1 week to go and there are still 4 spots to be decided. Two first round match-ups are set: #1 Cards vs. #8 Mets and #2 Rockies vs. #7 Yankees. Here are the other potential pairings based on next week's results:
1) If the Angels, Rockies, Twins win: 3rd:Twins; 4th:Red Sox (by tiebreaker); 5th:Angels; 6th: Marlins
2) If Angels, Rockies, Red Sox win: 3rd:Red Sox; 4th:Angels; 5th:Twins; 6th:Marlins
3) If Angels, Marlins, Twins win: 3rd:Twins; 4th:Red Sox (by tiebreaker); 5th:Angels; 6th: Marlins
4) If Angels, Marlins, Red Sox win: 3rd: Red Sox; 4th: Angels; 5th/6th: Coin flip between Twins/Marlins
5) If Yankees, Rockies, Twins win: 3rd:Twins; 4th:Red Sox; 5th:Angels; 6th:Marlins
6) If Yankees, Rockies, Red Sox win: 3rd: Red Sox; 4th:Twins; 5th:Angels; 6th:Marlins
7) If Yankees, Marlins, Twins win: 3rd:Twins; 4th:Red Sox; 5th:Marlins; 6th:Angels
8) If Yankees, Marlins, Red Sox win: 3rd:Red Sox; 4th/5th: coin flip between Twins/Marlins; 6th: Angels
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July 17, 2006
PLAYOFF SEEDS UP IN AIR WITH 2 WEEKS TO GO |
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Even though there are only 2 games left in the regular season, seeds #2-7 are still up for grabs. The only certain first round match-up will pit the unbeaten Cards against the winless Mets. It's rumored that this game will be the first playoff game (Monday at 6:30) so Bert's Bashers will have enough time (given their long commutes home) to be tucked in by their 10 PM curfew, but this has not been confirmed as of press time. A slide show of the 2004 playoffs will be presented to the Mets by Coach Buttermaker just before the first pitch to provide some inspiration.
In the battle for the #2 seed, both the Rockies and Twins control their own destiny, with the winner of Tuesday's battle having the upper hand. The Red Sox are lurking in the wings (or by the bar) and can claim 2nd with 2 wins and a Twins victory over the Rockies.
The Marlins and revived Angels can finish in the top 4 and secure home field for their first playoff game with a strong finish and some help from above - these 2 will square off tomorrow night in the prelim to the Twins/Rockies contest. Coach Buttermaker's Yankee squad will try to shake off the rust and add to the Mets' malaise (took a while but there's Rhino's word for the day) on Wednesday, just before the heavyweight match-up between the Sox and Cards. |
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July 10, 2006
FALL LEAGUE SIGN-UPS |
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Sign-Ups for the 2006 Fall Season will commence (that means "start" Rhino) on Tuesday, July 11th during the Summer League games at KBG. The cost is $30 and the season will be from Aug. 20th to Nov. 6th. Forms will be available on-site and will also be mailed to Summer League players. |
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June 23, 2006
Week in Review |
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The big story this week is the surging Angels, who streaked to their third victory in a row over the once (& future?) mighty Twins thanks to some stellar defense and the crafty pitching of their cagey veteran leader, Phil "3 Bucks a Gallon" McGarry. Rumors that the Twins went to the diner for some strength-inducing Johnny Cakes have not been confirmed. In the nightcap, despite the on-call status of River Edge's Finest, there was no violence and no further shoulder injuries as the Cardinals remained unbeaten with a 20-11 triumph over the Marlins. The Cards' next opponent is the 6-3 Rockies, whom they squeaked by 5-4 in their prior meeting thanks to a well-placed triple by their "Punch and Judy" specialist, Rich "I want to bat in the first inning just once" Reinstein. The Rockies warmed up for the rematch by dispatching Coach Buttermaker's Yankees 9-4, as "Reverend Pete" Vanderbeck, aka The Heckler, took yet another collar while trying in vain to behead the mild-mannered Rockies hurler. The final game of the weak pitted the winless Mets against the beerless Red Sox, and the Amazins managed to once again snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as they dropped a 9-8 decision after holding a tenuous (it took a while but there's Rhino's word for the day) one run lead heading into the last inning.
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May 31, 2006
ANOTHER QUIZ |
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Which of these 3 highly unlikely events actually happened last night?
A. Pigs were flying.
B. Chris Ilg had a date with a non-inflatable woman.
C. The Angels won a game.
If you picked "C" you win a valuable prize (see Jimmy "The Peacemaker" Woods for the details.) The Gashouse Gang (aka Phil's Phanatics) got off the proverbial schneid last night and vaulted into a 6th place tie with an 8-4 victory over the undermanned Yankees. Coach Buttermaker had to finish up some pools and was unavailable for comment, but right fielder Timmy Lupus was seen crying in the parking lot after the devastating loss. |
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May 28, 2006
TWINS REBOUND WITH EASY WIN OVER ROCKIES |
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The Twins put a quick stop to their 2 game losing streak (and even had enough players for a change) as they broke open a close game with a 5 run 4th en route to a 10-6 victory over the Rockies. Minnesota's finest exhibited stellar defense throughout the contest, as several sparkling plays were turned in by John "Don't Call Me Johnny Cakes" Corbliss. The only highlight for the Rockies was a 3-run HR off the bat of Mike "No Knees" McElroy. Softball action resumes Tuesday night with a scintillating (Rhino's word for the day) matchup: the winless Angels take on the 1-5 Yankees - No Doz will be available at the concession stand. |
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May 25, 2006
WHEN IS A TIE A LOSS? |
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Just when you thought someone had to win last night's contest between the winless Mets and the 1-4 Yankees, neither squad had enough players to field a team, so a double forfeit is in the books. Tonight is a battle for 2nd place as the 3-1 Rockies take on the 3-2 Twins, who've been manning the waiver wire to make sure last week's debacle is not repeated. |
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May 5, 2006
THE ANSWER: 40 |
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And the question is:
A) How old is prolific (Rhino's first new word for May) author Jimmy Woods?
B) How many double plays will Coach Buttermaker's speedy Yankees hit into this year?
C) How many runs did the Cardinals ring up against the reeling Marlins this week?
While A & B are good choices, the answer we're looking for is C. Even though they were "down 1" in every inning, Bert's Bashers still managed to score 40 runs. Rumors that a torn rotator cuff was suffered from waving all those runners home have not been confirmed.
In other games this week, the Red Sox (aka Lucey, Inc.) improved to 2-1 by holding off the winless Mets 13-10. Also, the unbeaten Twins prepped for their first place showdown with the mighty Cards by outslugging the Angels 22-15, despite 2 home runs from the aforementioned Mr. Woods, who was allegedly seen surreptitiously (word #2 for Rhino) downing a plate of steamed paella before the game. The week ended with an 8-2 Rockies win over the Yankees, as Pete Vesey made his season debut a memorable one with a 2-run triple that was laced right over third base... The Mountain Men also had 2 homers and turned 3 DP's to ease the burden on their struggling pitcher, who somehow accidentally hit Pete "I'm playing infield against the Birds" Vanderbeck with one of his weak pitches.
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April 25, 2006
THE ANSWER: 250, 250, 250 |
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Is the question that goes with the above answer:
A) What you'd pay for 3 loaves of bread at Carousel?
B) The dimensions of the OF fences at Ringwood?
C) The batting average, fielding average, and weight of Rich "Rhino" Reinstein?
While A&B could be correct, the answer we're looking for, as anyone who witnessed last night's Cardinal victory will attest to, is C. Despite the intrusive presence of the aforementioned barrister to the stars, the Cards managed to squeak out an 18-10 victory over the winless Angels at a soggy KBG last night (hey, at least they'll make the playoffs). Bert's Bashers were led by none other than Michael "Big Potato" Collins, who crushed a 2 run homer in the cause. The electric 2006 pitching debut of Eddie "I'm Not Sid" Fernandez was one of the few bright spots for the 0-2 Angels. |
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April 24, 2006
SCHEDULE CHANGE FOR WEDNESDAY GAMES |
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As of this week (4/26), all Wednesday games originally scheduled for the Middle School will now be played at KBG. Game time remains at 6:30. |
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April 21, 2006
FIRST WEEK IN THE BOOKS AS ROCKIES TOP HALOS |
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The first week of the 2006 Softball Season ended last night as the Purple People Eaters (aka the Rockies) used a home run barrage to hold off the Big Green Machine (the Angels) by a final tally of 9-4. Mike "One Knee" McElroy pounded 2 homers, while Mike "Eagle Eye' James and Pete Loquette also went yard to help their cagey veteran Manager, Jim Conway (who also pitched a few scoreless innings to boot), to his inaugural win of the 2006 campaign. The somnambulent bats of the Angels were held in check by the defensive minded Rockies, who turned a couple double plays in the effort. Jimmy "I miss Rhino" Woods did manage to blast a triple to deep 2nd base to give his team a cheap thrill in the last inning. Despite the presence of Mr. Woods and other known troublemakers from the Fall League who choose to remain anonymous, the game ended peacefully and River Edge's Finest did not have to be summoned to restore order... |
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April 19, 2006
WEBSITE OPEN FOR BUSINESS |
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As you may have surmised if you've made it this far, the website for the 2006 Softball Season is up and running. Team schedules, scores, standings, etc. are only a click away (or many clicks for Rhino). Newsletter submissions are welcomed, although no anonymous postings will be put on the site (known as the Gambler Rule). A 5 posting per day limit (the Woody Rule) may imposed at some point as well... |
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April 18, 2006
TWINS POUND RUDDERLESS YANKEES IN SEASON OPENER |
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On a brisk Spring night at the newly-bright field at KBG Park (it was nice to see something else be well-lit aside from the players for a change), the Twins established themselves as one of the teams to beat as they demoralized the Yankees (assuming of course the Yankees had morals in the first place) by a final score of 20-12. The Twins attack was spearheaded by Gary "Don't Give Me Any" Lippman and their wannabe Caped Crusader, John "I can play 3B like Sheffield if Necessary" Corbliss. The Yankees were at a disadvantage from the beginning, however, as their Big Toe, Coach Buttermaker, was tending to civic business and left the squad to fend for themselves. |
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April 11, 2006
OPENING NIGHT SET FOR APRIL 17TH - SCHEDULE POSTED |
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The 2006 Softball Season gets underway on Monday, April 17th at 8:15 at KBG, as the once mighty Yankees, led by the venerable Chris "Coach Buttermaker" Lau and his new assistant, Pete "I am not Bill Paxton" Vanderbeck, take on the Twins, who will be managed once again by Joe Monaco and his sidekick, Al "Dr. Achilles" Grayson. The 2006 Twins also feature the dynamic duo of Don "Batman" Vanderbeck and his trusty companion, John "Why Can't I be Batman?" Corbliss. And to paraphrase the immortal Navin R. Johnson, "The New Schedule is Here, The New Schedule is Here". |
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October 31, 2005
PIRATES EDGE REDBIRDS FOR TITLE |
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In a tight hard-fought contest, the Lucey Brigade, aka the Pirates, held off the upset-minded Redbirds by a final tally of 10-8 to win the Fall League Championship. A post-game celebration, replete (Rhino's word for the day) with food and beverages (although there were no Franks and Beans much to the chagrin of some)was held at the Knights. Both teams had engineered major comebacks in their semi-final victories on Saturday - the Redbirds stormed back from a 13-3 4th inning deficit to overtake the top-seeded BlueClaws 19-16. Some were saying they hadn't seen gagging like that since Monica Lewinsky was in the White House, but that's a bit harsh I suppose. The Pirates trailed 8-1 early in their contest against the Sea Dogs and then rallied to beat the Pugnacious Pooches, as Tommy "White Lightning" Herity streaked home with the winning run. |
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October 29, 2005
CHAMPIONSHIP FETE AT THE KNIGHTS |
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All Fall League players are invited to a post-game party after the Championship Game on Sunday at the Knights. Food and beverages will be served. Festivities should commence at approximately 9:30. |
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October 26, 2005
FINAL PLAYOFF SCHEDULE |
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SATURDAY 10/29, 7 PM: #1 BlueClaws vs. #4 Redbirds,
8:30 PM: #2 Pirates vs. #6 Sea Dogs
SUNDAY 10/30: 6 PM: Home Run Derby,
7:30 PM: Championship Game.
Note: The All Star Game has been postponed until 2006.
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October 24, 2005
FEROCIOUS DOGS ROMP; REDBIRDS TOP SHREKS |
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In Quarterfinal action last night on the shores of the raging Hacky, the mighty Sea Dogs awoke with a vengeance from a season-long hibernation, and when feeding time was complete, they had posted an 18-6 pasting on the vanquished Giants/Gaylords/Paellas/Elvises (pick one), who were last seen with their tails between their legs on the way back to the batting cage - after all, the summer season is only 7 months away. In the nightcap, the Shreks discovered that the third time wasn't the charm as the Redbirds broke open a close game in the late innings to emerge with a 17-11 triumph. Groundskeeper Willie led the batting and verbal assault on the outmanned Senators, and the Redbirds are a confident crew heading into their showdown with the first place BlueClaws. The Buttermaker-inspired Sea Dogs (aka the Teal Terrors) continue their quest for glory against the #2 Pirates. The winners of those 2 games meet Sunday night at 7 for the title - in case of inclement weather, rumor has it that the Final will be played as part of a doubleheader with the Toilet Bowl on Thanksgiving morning, but this has not been confirmed as of press time. |
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October 18, 2005
Playoff & All Star News (REVISED) |
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After the Giants squeaked out a 20-18 defensive struggle over the Redbirds Monday night, the playoff pairings are set. The #1 seed BlueClaws, led by Jimmy Hoffa Woods, will play the winner of the #4 Redbirds/#5 Senators matchup while the #2 Pirates await the winner of the #3 Giants/#6 Sea Dogs tilt. In other news, the teams for the All Star Game on Saturday have been determined as well. It will be the Pirates/Giants/Redbirds vs. the BlueClaws/Senators/Sea Dogs. UPDATE: In completing their never ending quest for a tiebreaker that can enable them to finish 2nd, the Giants will play a regular season game Thursday vs. the Sea Dogs - if the Kings win there will be a coin flip for 2nd place. |
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October 17, 2005
Claws Top Pups; Shreks Fall to Bucs |
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In the antepenultimate (Rhino - start researching) night of regular season action, the BlueClaws overcame a 6 run first inning barrage by the Pesky Pooches, and eventually came back to muzzle the Sea Dogs 14-9, despite (or was it because of?) the absence of their fearless leader, Jimmy "I live my life by the COC Rules" Woods. Disturbing rumors about late night hot tub frolicking at the Sniper's Lair have not been confirmed, and Rich "Mr. Loofah" Reinstein refused to comment on the allegations. In the nightcap, the Pirates clinched a tie for 2nd place as they held off the Senators, 17-16, despite 2 more hits from Chris "Mr. October" Ilg, who finished the season with 7 hits in his last 15 AB's and wound up with a robust .333 average for the season. Tonight's game features Round 2 of the Cardinals' Reunion Tour as the Redbirds square off against the Giants. |
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October 12, 2005
Shreks Make Claws Swoon in Monsoon |
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In weather conditions only a swamp-dwelling ogre could love, the Senators continued their mastery over the first place BlueClaws, as they escaped with a 21-19 victory after blowing a 12-0 lead last night at KBG. The Shreks were led by their eponymous (Rhino - look in the dictionary under "E") field general, Chris "Mr. October" Ilg, who spanked 3 hits and earned his inaugural pitching triumph despite some spotty fielding from his new shortstop, Pete "The Heckler" Vanderbeck. Rumors that disgruntled (and really, when has he ever been gruntled?) Claws Manager Jimmy Woods has called a practice for tonight rain or shine have not been confirmed. The playoff spots for 2nd-5th place have still not been determined with only a few games left to be played in the regular season. The reeling Crabcakes and surging Puppies (or should they now be known as the Dobermans?) have clinched 1st and 6th place, respectively.
Ilg Watch: Game: 3 for 5 (not a typo); Season:10 for 32; Average: .313 |
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October 4, 2005
Senators Romp in Swamp;Postponed Games Rescheduled |
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In a game played in a swamp-like milieu (Rhino's word for the day), the duly inspired Shreks smacked the Periwinkle Pooches with a rolled up newspaper and came away with a 16-5 victory. The Senators, who are now only 1/2 game out of 3rd, moved into a tie for 4th with the Gaylords, whom they will play in their next contest on Sunday. The stands of KBG figure to be packed as the Giants' entourage will be out in full force with their Thunder Stix. In other news, the rainouts from Week 1 have been rescheduled: BlueClaws vs. Senators on Tues. 10/11 at 8:30 & Sea Dogs vs. Giants on Thurs. 10/13 at 8:30.
Ilg Watch: Game: 0 for 3; Season: 5 for 23; Avg.=.217 |
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October 3, 2005
Giants Start New Streak; BlueClaws Pluck Redbirds |
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The mighty Giants continued their climb up the standings as they squeaked out a 13-12 decision over the undermanned Pirates. The Bucs eschewed (there's your word for the day Rhino) the proverbial "Book" by pitching to Giants' star Paul Sabatello with first base open in the bottom of the 8th and paid the price for the move as his blast to right won the game. In the nightcap, the first place BlueClaws plated 6 in the top of the first and cruised to a 21-8 triumph over the Redbirds. The Crustaceans (word #2 for Rhino) were led by the sparkling defense of their fearless leader James Earl Woods, who may have Wally Pipped regular shortstop Chris Kirkby to a DH role when he returns. Also, Rich "Rhino" Reinstein managed to accumulate 6 RBI's in between trips to the parking lot to lead the hitting assault. No arrests were reported as of press time. The BlueClaws Magic Number to clinch a first round bye in the playoffs stands at 1, and if the Pups knock off the Shreks this evening, the Claws can finish no worse than 2nd. |
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August 22, 2005
First Full Night of Games in the Books |
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The teams playing last night at KBG all brought their hitting shoes, as a total of 65 runs were scored during the first doubleheader of the Fall Season. In the opener, the expansion Sea Dogs, clad in their precious aqua jerseys that had been bequeathed to them by their fraternity brothers at Lambda Lambda Lambda, got out to a big lead and held on for a 17-14 victory over the Pirates, who were missing their star pitcher/2B, Jim "The Gambler" Arakelian. Fortunately the game ended early enough for most of the Sea Dogs to make it home in time for the Judy Garland Film Festival. In the nightcap, Bert "Willis Reed" Schmitt gamely played the first couple innings until being relieved in the field and at the plate by a late arrival, but his presence was enough to inspire his Redbirds to a 19-15 over the Shreks, (or is it Senators?), who lost in spite of a game effort turned in by rookie hurler Eddie "I'm not Sid" Fernandez.
Ilg Watch Update: game: 1 for 4; season: 1 for 4 - Average=.250 (currently below Ilg Line of .275) |
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August 16, 2005
Rosters Posted on Website |
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The complete Fall Rosters are now posted - click on "Teams" to see the details for each squad. The Senators, led by their boy-manager Chris Ilg, are the youngest team with an average age of 37, while the crusty Sea Dogs are the most "mature" with an average age of 43. |
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August 10, 2005
Fall Draft Completed - Schedules Posted |
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The Fall Draft is now history and the teams and schedules are set. The 2005 Fall Season will commence on Sunday Aug. 14th at 7 PM as Chris Ilg's Senators take on Woody's BlueClaws in the opener. Rumor has it that both squads may be missing some firepower, so it will be up to the supporting casts to get the inaugural victory. The nightcap on Sunday will have the Sea Dogs, with Don Vanderbeck and John Corbliss manning the helm, taking on the defending Fall champion Giants, led by the ubiquitous Sgt. Spidey and Jose "The Prince of Paella" Branco. The opening week concludes with the Monday night matchup of Bert's Redbirds squaring off against the Lucey clan (also known as the Pirates). |
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August 5, 2005
Cards Take Title - Hang Sox Out to Dry |
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The dream season of Bert's Redbirds came to a fitting conclusion as they held off the Red Sox and won the 2005 Championship by the final score of 4-3. The Cards overcame an early 3-0 deficit but 2 runs in the 4th and 5th innings proved to be enough for the victory and subsequent raid of CVS. Kudos to Commissioner Jim Conway for another smooth season and thanks to all the volunteers who fed the masses during the playoffs. |
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August 1, 2005
Cards Escape With Win; Red Sox Roll |
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The top-seeded Cardinals narrowly averted a major upset, as they scored in the bottom of the 8th to eke out a 6-5 victory over the "Why Not Us?" Twins. The kids from St. Paul had rallied with 4 runs in the 7th to tie the contest and send the normally composed Cards into a wee bit of a frenzy before they recovered for the win. Wednesday practices for the Redbirds will be at 6 AM and 2 PM. In the nightcap, the Red Sox jumped out to an early 4-0 lead, and after the short-handed Angels, playing without their inspirational leader, Jose "No Knees" Branco, closed the gap to 4-3, the Green Machine pulled away and eventually won 13-4. Tuesday's remaining quarterfinal action pits the Mets vs. the Rockies in the early matchup followed by Buttermaker's Boy Wonders (the Yankees to you and me) squaring off vs. the Marlins. |
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July 21, 2005
Playoff Scenarios |
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There's one week left in the regular season and the playoff possibilities are numerous. Remember that wining percentage is the deciding factor, not points. If you click on "Standings" on the left you'll see the correct order. Here's the Reader's Digest version:
1. Cards (11-2) - Have clinched 1st place overall and home field advantage throughout their playoff run, however long (or brief) it may be.
2. Red Sox (8-3-1) - Will clinch 2nd with a win over the Marlins or a loss by the Yankees. Can finish no worse than 3rd.
3. Yankees (7-4) - Can clinch 2nd with a win over Angels and a Red Sox loss. Will get 3rd with a win and Red Sox win. If Yanks lose, can finish 3rd (if Mets & Rockies both lose), 4th (if one of Mets/Rockies combo wins), or 5th (if Mets & Rockies both win).
4. Mets (7-5) - Will clinch 4th with a win over Cards or loss by Rockies to Twins. Can jump up to 3rd with a win and loss by Yankees. Will fall to 5th with a loss and win by Rockies.
5. Rockies (7-5-1) - Will win 3rd with a win and losses by Mets & Yankees. Will get 4th with a win and Mets or Yankees loss. Otherwise will be 5th.
6. Marlins (4-9) - will clinch 6th with a win over Red Sox or loss by Twins to Rockies. Otherwise will tie with Twins for 6th and coin flip will determine higher seed since regular season games were split.
7. Twins (3-10) - Will clinch 7th with either a win over Rockies or loss by Angels to Yankees. Will tie for 6th (see above) with a win and Marlins loss. Will tie for 7th (to be broken by coin flip) with a loss and win by Angels.
8. Angels (2-11) - Can tie for 7th (see above) with win over Yankees and loss by Twins to Rockies. Otherwise it's a date with the Redbirds in the first round. |
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July 20, 2005
Fall League Registration |
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Fall League Registration is now open to all River Edge residents. The Fall Commish and his ubiquitous plastic table will be at the playoff games next week. The fee is $25 and forms will be available on-site. |
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July 14, 2005
Unbeaten Cards Dealt Loss by Buttermaker's Boys |
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The champagne corks were popping in Miami last night, as the mighty Redbirds, who were the last remaining undefeated team, were edged 3-2 by the Yankees. The Pinstripers (or is it Candy Stripers?) were led by their inspirational wearer of the tools of ignorance (that means your the catcher), Chris "The Gambler's Best Friend" Ilg, as he rocketed a blast past the stunned Sgt. Spidey and willed his team to victory. Rumors that the distraught Cards manager Bert "We Want to Hit" Schmitt collected shoelaces and belts from his players to avert further tragedy have not been confirmed. In the anti-climactic nightcap, the Rockies, aided by some borrowed Mets players, including the erstwhile Scooter, held off the remaining Mets 9-7, setting up a potential playoff rematch. |
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July 12, 2005
Home Stretch |
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As we enter the home stretch two items for you to consider: 1:Umpires are needed for the late games for the next three weeks. 2. We will need volunteers to help with the cookouts during the playoffs. Please see me and let me know how you can help. Thanks, Jim.
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July 6, 2005
Mets Gut Marlins; Cards (yawn) Win Again |
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The surging Mets managed to overcome a shaky 1st inning by their erratic starting pitcher, as a 5-0 deficit quickly disappeared among a barrage of hits on 2 different fields. When the smoke cleared, 18 runs had crossed the plate and the Gambler was scrambling to cover all the "Over" wagers. The Mets then cruised to a 25-11 victory over the Marlins, who were led by the 3 hits and cagey baserunning of Ray "Master Sergeant" Stitz, who's leaving for Iraq next week. Best wishes go out to Ray from everyone in the League and we'll see you in 579 days.
In the first game, the Big Red Machine (aka the Cardinals) climbed all over the short-handed Rockies, 17-3, to boost their winning streak to 10. Bert's Boys claim that they haven't felt the pressure yet, but it's been reported that Nick Buoniconti may show up soon if the streak continues, in order to put the hex of the '72 Dolphins on the Redbirds. |
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June 16, 2005
Yanks Eke Out Win; Mets Take 3rd Straight |
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Coach Buttermaker's boys, lethargic (that means sluggish, Chris) for most of the game, rallied for 4 runs in the bottom of the 7th to edge the upset-minded Twins, 9-8, as Pete Smith singled in the winning run off Jim "The Mad Armenian" Arakelian. Earlier, Meatball Al joined the not so exclusive club of pitchers who've struck out Chris "Only 1 K Today" Ilg.
In the 2nd game, the Mets continued their march up the standings by spanking the Angels like a Neverland visitor, 18-4. John "Last Out" Jennings returned from his early season injury to spark the Mets as they won their 3rd straight contest. When asked about a possible make-up to their rainout with the Mets, Yankees spokesman Pete "I am not Bill Paxton" Vanderbeck strongly discouraged any such notion, as he doesn't want his teammate and confidante Mr Ilg to break the league strikeout record (again). |
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June 14, 2005
Fall Softball Registration Dates |
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Fall League registration will take place on Mondays July 11th & 18th from 7pm-9pm in the Borough Hall (downstairs).
Registration Forms will be mailed out the week of June 27th to all participants in the Men's Summer League.
Rosters spaces will be limited.
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June 14, 2005
Cards, Marlins Emerge Victorious in First Twinbill |
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On a placid, humid night at KBG, the Cardinals (aka Bert's Bashers) ran their unbeaten streak to 8 games with an 8-2 victory over the Rockies. In the nightcap, the Marlins, sparked by the crafty pitching and timely hitting of cagey veteran Al "Twinkle Toes" Hein, came from behind to top the Red Sox 14-10 in 8 innings. Attention now turns to Wednesday's key match-up (also called the Sibling Soiree), as the Ilgs and Vanderbecks do battle in the Yankees/Twins contest. |
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June 10, 2005
Mets Keep Streak Alive by Edging Twins |
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After overcoming an early 5-0 deficit and the insertion of a certain unnamed rusty pitcher into the rotation, the Amazin' Mets stormed back and won in dramatic fashion in the bottom of the 7th as a 2-out single brought in Bobby Higgins as the winning run for the 9-8 victory. Rumors that Coach Buttermaker's Yankee squad are petitioning the Commish to not schedule a make-up for the rained out game against the resurgent Mets have not been confirmed. |
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June 8, 2005
NEW POLICY ON NEWSLETTER SUBMISSIONS |
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Due to the recent plethora (that means a lot, Chris) of anonymous postings, it has been decided that all authors must make themselves known to an Administrator (that would be Bob Smith or Jim Conway) before anything can be posted. If the writer wishes to remain anonymous to the rest of the site viewers, that will be allowed if nothing inflammatory is included - special exceptions can be made for Chris of course. If you have any questions you can send an email to bobsmith52@optonline.net. |
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June 7, 2005
Ilg Leads Yanks to Victory- Deep Throat Revealed? |
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Led by the 1 hit and stellar (well, at least not as bad as usual) defensive play of their inspirational leader, Chris "Engelberg" Ilg, the Yankees erupted for 12 runs in the 6th inning and cruised to a 19-6 victory over the reeling Marlins. Mr Ilg, whose average ballooned to .091, refused comment when asked if he received any batting tips from his sister. Also, in the most highly anticipated match race since Ruffian and Foolish Pleasure, Chris narrowly lost to Jeremy Willis, despite getting a quick start. In other news, it seems The Gambler has beeen unmasked, and let's just say it wasn't Mark Felt. |
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June 1, 2005
Good Thing The Angels Savored That Victory |
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The Angels came crashing back to Earth last night as the Yankees, with the help of some anonymous ringers, squeaked out a 23-2 victory. Of course, the absence of Chris "Tony Soprano, "Special K", "Triple Play" "Automatic Out" Ilg didn't seem to hurt the Yankees' cause either. And rumors that Coach Buttermaker left him tied up at the Knights have not been proven yet - so for now it's just conjecture. |
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May 24, 2005
Angels savor 10 inning victory. |
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Crash McGarry led his undermanned crew to an exciting extra inning win. The Angels were led by two non-roster additions who for obvious reasons wish to stay
anonymous. The win was memorable for two reasons. First, league watchers cannot recall any games longer than 10 innings and more significant, last year's playoff winner also had only one win paced by outside help. |
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May 17, 2005
Mets Climb All Over Rockies |
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Led by the 2 HR performance of Tim "Nails" Hamilton, the somnolent bats of the Amazin' Mets awoke with a vengeance last night as they used a 14-run 4th inning to cruise to a 26-11 victory. Even the near flawless umpiring of Chris "Special K" Ilg couldn't help the short-handed Rockies, as they dropped to 3rd place and set up a first place showdown between Bert's Redbirds and Buttermaker's Yankees squad. |
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May 11, 2005
Haggis Boys Lead Rout of Twins |
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The ephemeral one game winning "streak" of the Twins came "Crash"-ing down last night as the combined pitching feats of Alex "Gaylord" Haggis and the hitting prowess of Bill "Sgt. Spiderman" Haggis against the losing hurler, Al "Meatball" Grayson, led the unbeaten Cardinals to a 17-4 victory. Claims made by an unnamed member of the vanquished Twins (code name: Deep Throat Arakelian) that Alex Haggis was scuffing the ball have not been substantiated... |
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May 9, 2005
Marlins Reel in Mets for First Victory |
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Led by the 3 hit performance of Coach Kenny Zuidervliet, the Marlins built an early lead and held off a late but ultimately futile 7th inning rally by the Amazin' Mets to record their first victory of the season, 17-12. The Marlins' next opponent (the Twins) is rumored to be shaking in their boots, but this has not been confirmed... |
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April 26, 2005
Mighty Yankees Roll On |
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Fresh off his Manager of the Year Award from last year's championship playoff run, Chris "Buttermaker" Lau has upped his winning streak to 5 games as his Yankees dominated the winless Twins on a brisk night at KBG. |
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April 19, 2005
River Edge Adult Softball Now Online |
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